Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in this gloomiest of towns. Edweird's enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Against all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one - not so much.




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Playlist - Music I listened to while I wrote this masterpiece:

I Think I Love You - Keith Partridge
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) - Ashlee Simpson
I Know What Boys Like - Katherine McPhee
Pocket Full of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
YMCA - Village People


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